- Fri, 09:25: Can I second? PUTANG INA. We ordinary citizens can't even rent a decent place without BOTH Police and NBI Clearanceā¦ https://t.co/1Vv4Hzw7sk
- Fri, 09:26: RT @ElleOhHell: The cemetery didn't renew the gravedigger's contract because he was just filling in.
- Wed, 19:16: Wakanda forever!! https://t.co/Iz49PnYhiy
- Thu, 07:29: RT @komikero: Infamous more likely haha https://t.co/7ouae4IFbh
- Thu, 07:29: RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: What do you want for a snack? 4-year-old: Spaghetti. Me: That's not a snack. 4: It is if you just make a littleā¦
- Thu, 07:30: RT @Dadsaysjokes: What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? Iām a cashew...
- Thu, 07:30: RT @Dadsaysjokes: Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed? Their careers were in ruins.
- Thu, 07:32: RT @DadsPuns: I went to the zoo today. There was a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
- Thu, 09:12: RT @elisesunga: did you know that rrl stands for relax relax lang
- Thu, 09:12: RT @XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: The tooth fairy came. Me: What did she leave you? 4: Not enough.
- Thu, 09:15: šÆ: What do you call a bear without teeth? lol š»: What? lol šÆ: A gummy bear. lol š»: lol šÆ: lol
- Wed, 08:48: RT @aylim14_: Earlier this year i started creating video content. Iām putting them all in this site https://t.co/LU3Li5nkvB As the name iā¦
- Wed, 08:49: RT @itskathleenlara: Another successful stop of our @StartConHQ Pitch for $1 Million Dollar Tour before the main event on 26th of Oct. Thanā¦
- Wed, 08:49: RT @komikero: One of the best Philippine comics created today is nearing it's goal for a global edition on Indiegogo! You can help make thiā¦
- Wed, 08:49: RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: You're not supposed to come up with all the ideas yourself. Ask for suggestions.
- Wed, 09:00: RT @paulocoelho: Rumors are created by haters accepted by fools and spread by idiots HIPPIE https://t.co/5v13MFMDcl
- Wed, 09:18: Ditto! š¤ https://t.co/7T7nOzgwed
- Tue, 05:46: š¤ https://t.co/wTz7vbiwMo
- Tue, 05:47: RT @DalaiLama: The creation of a more peaceful and happier society has to begin from the level of the individual, and from there it can expā¦
- Tue, 05:47: RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Be the team coach for your crew, not their loving parent, nor their drill sergeant.
- Tue, 05:47: RT @Dadsaysjokes: Scientists got bored of watching the moon for 24 hours. So they called it a day.
- Tue, 05:48: RT @StarTrekNetflix: One to keep your eye on. #StarTrekDiscovery https://t.co/JMZrBiHCHS
- Tue, 05:48: RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: Are you going to be good? 4-year-old: I'm going to be me. Uh oh.
- Tue, 05:54: RT @mashable: We met the mind behind the Rubik's Cube https://t.co/IiWDmoqOog
- Sat, 12:43: MonsterRadio @RX931 HeardOnThursdays w DJ Rafael P. Reyes 2006 May 4: Pinoy Podcasting Jay Estaris "Manong Guard"ā¦ https://t.co/wpH24kP2qO
- Thu, 21:45: RT @TrekMovie: š the real reason #Spock never mentioned his sister. https://t.co/M9Z8krYVXJ
- Fri, 08:41: RT @Dadsaysjokes: What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A Ļthon
- Fri, 08:41: RT @Dadsaysjokes: Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called āOne two threeā, the other āUn deux troisā. Which cat won? āOne twoā¦
- Fri, 08:42: RT @Dadsaysjokes: My wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing. And theyāre off!
- Fri, 08:43: RT @dog_feelings: it is not the taste of the leaves. that intrigues me. it is the crunch
- Fri, 08:43: RT @Dadsaysjokes: I've named my puppies Timex and Rolex. They're watch dogs.
- Fri, 08:44: RT @XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: I can color inside the lines. Me: That's great. 4: I just don't.
- Fri, 08:44: RT @Dadsaysjokes: How does the moon cut his hair. Eclipse it.
- Fri, 08:46: RT @DadsPuns: Only a real genius could say these four words fast without getting tongue tied: eye, yam, stew, peed.
- Fri, 08:47: RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: What do you want to be for Halloween? 2-year-old: Me. No way. Too scary.
- Wed, 17:27: RT @ShamelessPapist: It's been an awful, terrible, no good week. But listening to my teenage daughter convince my youngest child last nighā¦
- Wed, 18:23: Bet ko 'tong ATM na 'to. https://t.co/UDwVbQLKzV
- Thu, 04:03: RT @Firestarter1331: ARE YOU READY!!! https://t.co/J5uJCe8I09
- Tue, 14:36: RT @MuslimIQ: To people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now to have to think 10 times before they touch aā¦
- Tue, 19:24: How to Fix the #WordPress Memory Exhausted Error https://t.co/0NPwq2uXkr
- Tue, 20:35: RT @noamchomskyT: Prophet just means intellectual. They were people giving geopolitical analysis, moral lessons, that sort of thing. We calā¦
- Tue, 20:47: RT @Woody_B_: SON: Whatās in that fancy beer mug on the mantel? ME: Well, thatās your uncle Frank. Thatās where he wanted his remains. Itā¦
- Tue, 23:57: RT @StarTrekNetflix: Back in the saddle. #StarTrekDiscovery Season 2 streams weekly on Netflix January 2019. https://t.co/hVRyUCaplo
- Wed, 08:06: RT @hannahsalla: Or get hacked and used to perform mass killings on those who used a certain hashtag on Twitter?! NOPE NOPE NOPE https://tā¦
- Wed, 08:06: RT @PicardTips: Picard devops tip: No, you are not allowed to connect your brain to the computer. Learn to type like everyone else.
- Wed, 08:06: RT @paulocoelho: "Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it" [Rahoul in HIPPIE, my new book ]
- Wed, 08:07: RT @Woody_B_: {After inventing a time machine} If you want to travel back in time to get stoned with historical figures, donāt do so in biā¦
- Wed, 08:08: RT @Dadsaysjokes: There's a new game started at my local sports club.. It's called Silent Tennis... Apparently Itās like regular tennisā¦
- Mon, 23:21: RT @Avogato__: Arenāt time zones amazing? In Australia itās tomorrow. In Europe itās tonight. And in the US, itās 1942 where minorities,ā¦
- Tue, 04:43: RT @davidbyttow: As a tech lead and an original founding member of Google+, my only thought on Google sunsetting it is... FINALLY.
- Tue, 04:50: To be completed by August 2019 https://t.co/ZyrngcrzL9
- Tue, 04:51: RT @DalaiLama: Anger and fear undermine our immune system, while warm-heartedness brings peace of mind. Therefore, just as we teach childreā¦
- Tue, 11:43: RT @AngelTups: Di ko alam kung sino mas sabog sa amin eh Ako, yung nagtanong sa baby beagle ng āwhatās your name?ā O yung owner niya naā¦
- Sat, 20:52: RT @bloodyvints: "How would you describe yourself?" Me: https://t.co/jld7yIt4tZ
- Sun, 03:33: It's so beautiful... https://t.co/bMSvZwr3yb
- Sun, 03:34: RT @itvnews: Banksy releases video revealing how he 'secretly' rigged one of his most celebrated works to self-destruct at auction after beā¦
- Sun, 04:56: RT @jayfeely: Wishing my beautiful daughter and her date a great time at prom #BadBoys https://t.co/T5JRZQYq9e
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