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  • Tue, 22:08: RT @washingtonpost: A photo has Jet Li fans worried about his health. The actor’s manager responds. https://t.co/Xuzv8IrIuv
  • Tue, 22:12: RT @paulocoelho: It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life
  • Tue, 22:13: RT @paulocoelho: You’re always learning. The problem is, sometimes you stop and think you understand the world. This is not correct; ; t…
  • Tue, 22:14: RT @Dadsaysjokes: An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a copper pulls him over: 'Have you been drinking?' He asks. 'Just…
  • Tue, 22:15: RT @rickygervais: Humanity is basically a parasite killing its host.
  • Tue, 22:21: RT @XplodingUnicorn: [graduation open house] 6-year-old: I thought you said this was a party. Me: It is. 6: We're just eating and standi…
  • Wed, 06:55: RT @mutablejoe: He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of arti…
  • Wed, 06:59: RT @tommcfarlin: By age 35, you should have destroyed two death stars and redeemed the most feared villian in the Galaxy.
  • Wed, 09:08: Long live the Empire! 🖖 https://t.co/4g9FoWV4Yp
  • Wed, 09:10: "None of us knows how long he shall live or when his time will come. But soon, all that will be left of our brief l… https://t.co/Un0LAiTdKz
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  • Fri, 18:17: RT @techoglot: "Orion's Belt is a big waist of space." Terrible joke. Only three stars.
  • Fri, 22:08: RT @TheRealStanLee: I've been scanning my fan mail on Twitter. Love the fact that my fans come from all over the earth, but I'm still waiti…
  • Fri, 22:08: RT @rickygervais: Work hard. Get paid. Drink wine. Have a great day.
  • Fri, 22:16: TFW someone who recently passed away has a Twitter account that auto tweets about certain things.

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