- Wed, 17:10: Hey, #Google. If I had a dime for every view of photos I contributed to #GoogleMaps, that would be awesome.
- Wed, 18:03: RT @DivsK: A brief reading from 'The Shrine of Death'. In which they finally reach the shrine... https://t.co/cCttCLOPuA #shrineofdeath @Bl…
- Wed, 18:03: RT @DivsK: Wonderful, in-depth review by blogger Kunal Gwalani! Thank you @K_Gwalani ❤ https://t.co/0PhaEG6ZY8
- Wed, 18:06: You know you're a dad when you step on an X-Wing fighter in the dark. https://t.co/mzT0DnzKhg
- Wed, 23:15: RT @trukelayser: By age 35 you should run into friends and say "WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!" twice a week. You will never hang out. You'll jus…
- Wed, 23:15: RT @BrianRPhillips: @trukelayser https://t.co/lUmo8yv97N
- Tue, 22:08: RT @washingtonpost: A photo has Jet Li fans worried about his health. The actor’s manager responds. https://t.co/Xuzv8IrIuv
- Tue, 22:12: RT @paulocoelho: It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life
- Tue, 22:13: RT @paulocoelho: You’re always learning. The problem is, sometimes you stop and think you understand the world. This is not correct; ; t…
- Tue, 22:14: RT @Dadsaysjokes: An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a copper pulls him over: 'Have you been drinking?' He asks. 'Just…
- Tue, 22:15: RT @rickygervais: Humanity is basically a parasite killing its host.
- Tue, 22:21: RT @XplodingUnicorn: [graduation open house] 6-year-old: I thought you said this was a party. Me: It is. 6: We're just eating and standi…
- Wed, 06:55: RT @mutablejoe: He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of arti…
- Wed, 06:59: RT @tommcfarlin: By age 35, you should have destroyed two death stars and redeemed the most feared villian in the Galaxy.
- Wed, 09:08: Long live the Empire! 🖖 https://t.co/4g9FoWV4Yp
- Wed, 09:10: "None of us knows how long he shall live or when his time will come. But soon, all that will be left of our brief l… https://t.co/Un0LAiTdKz
- Tue, 07:37: Look at all these #bitcoin #cryptocurrency #follow #FollowBack #FollowMe #TeamFollowBack #BitcoinCash #Crypto bots
- Sun, 17:33: Please help my best friend get a kidney transplant https://t.co/e645g1MEbu
- Sun, 18:08: RT @thatterigirl: If you can, buy art from friends or support their creative vocations. It's always worth it. #lifeadvice
- Sun, 18:09: RT @Dadsaysjokes: My grandfather is 85 and he still doesn’t need glasses. He drinks straight from the bottle.
- Sun, 18:10: RT @Dadsaysjokes: The wife said, "You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?" What strange way to start a conversation with me.
- Sun, 18:11: RT @_youhadonejob1: Truth. https://t.co/bI0vR5xvuG
- Sun, 18:11: RT @Dadsaysjokes: I hate those people that knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you’ll “burn” ... Stupid firemen
- Sun, 19:05: A wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair. https://t.co/zDp9mAuoCp
- Mon, 07:16: RT @markgerardcox: “If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap If you want happiness for a day, go fishing If you want happiness for a y…
- Mon, 07:28: RT @IanMcKellen: Ian McKellen once snuck out of a Buckingham Palace party with Judi Dench to go sit on the Queen's throne https://t.co/qJ7I…
- Mon, 07:30: RT @MundialMag: “I’m meant to be at the fucking FA Cup final, but soft lad hasn’t looked at the shared Google Calendar before booking his w…
- Sun, 11:50: You reap what you sow https://t.co/0ROScxIIwa
- Sun, 11:50: RT @XplodingUnicorn: [royal wedding] Me: Who cares? They're sixth in line to be the powerless figureheads of a country we've never even be…
- Sun, 11:51: RT @paulocoelho: Those who are kind to the cruel end up being cruel to the kind.
- Sun, 11:52: RT @HillaryClinton: Every day that we fail to act on gun violence, we are failing our children. This should be a day for soul searching acr…
- Sun, 11:53: RT @PGAG_PH: When you know the camera is on you #RoyalWedding https://t.co/FhUkBOmsa9
- Sun, 11:54: RT @TheAuthorGuy: Oh don't shit all over the royal wedding. It's fancy, there are pretty outfits, a mixed-race American woman is about to b…
- Sun, 11:54: RT @HamillHimself: And it will keep happening & happening & happening & happening & happening & happening & happening & happening & happeni…
- Sun, 11:54: RT @Dadsaysjokes: Duck walks into a bar... "Got any bread?" "No" "Got any bread?" "No" "Got any bread?" "No...and if you ask me again i'll…
- Sun, 11:55: RT @jasonsfolly: God bless all? That's your best shot at a solution? You impotent, morally bankrupt, compassionless conman. You'll move on…
- Sun, 11:55: RT @XplodingUnicorn: [royal wedding] Me: Isn’t their castle cool? 3-year-old: No. Me: Why? 3: It doesn’t bounce.
- Fri, 18:17: RT @techoglot: "Orion's Belt is a big waist of space." Terrible joke. Only three stars.
- Fri, 22:08: RT @TheRealStanLee: I've been scanning my fan mail on Twitter. Love the fact that my fans come from all over the earth, but I'm still waiti…
- Fri, 22:08: RT @rickygervais: Work hard. Get paid. Drink wine. Have a great day.
- Fri, 22:16: TFW someone who recently passed away has a Twitter account that auto tweets about certain things.
- Thu, 20:10: RT @brischh: what kind of a SOCIOPATH does sock shoe sock shoe https://t.co/8qicrcB1mI
- Fri, 05:51: Help Czar Balayon get a new kidney https://t.co/lmla9uuZWJ #GoFundMe
- Fri, 05:56: Bot cattle call: #FollowFriday #TeamFollowBack #FollowBack #BitCoin #cryptocurrency #cryptocurrencies 😜
- Fri, 09:12: #HIPPIE https://t.co/ubEAjvvjJN
- Fri, 09:17: I did sock - shoe - sock - shoe this morning. @brischh
- Fri, 09:53: Friday I'm in Love by Janet Devlin https://t.co/NG8uKsTtSa #NowPlaying
- Wed, 18:21: RT @ImranGarda: For many ginger boys, Prince Harry’s engagement to a stunner offers ‘hope’ https://t.co/RF0loXgjhR
- Wed, 23:55: No way. TIL. https://t.co/5S1KkzoNU8
- Tue, 13:06: "Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." - JFK
- Tue, 13:06: RT @Robert_E_Kelly: I know many of you follow me bc of the BBC Dad video & my kids. Thank you. My wife (@naramadagogo) & I continue to be f…
- Tue, 13:07: RT @bucketsdotco: Struggling to prioritize your work? Start by removing tasks that aren't important and then pick out the most important ta…
- Tue, 13:08: RT @RavMABAY: I am a rabbi. I love Israel. I condemn without reservation the bloodshed in #Gaza. Not so hard. You can challenge the…
- Tue, 18:28: RT @Ssnyder1835: RIP Margot Kidder - Superman was my first movie. She'll always be Lois to me. https://t.co/YdaRYQerl2
- Tue, 18:28: RT @kenolin1: When I was young Margot Kidder was the epitome of a cool chick to me. Then I got a chance to direct her. She was all that. Bu…
- Wed, 05:55: RT @moyh: #uxrage https://t.co/elF0hRWeTl
- Wed, 07:23: Cattle call: #Follow #FollowBack #bitcoin #ico #crypto #cryptocurrency lol
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